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27 May, 2013

Update #8 - Day 4 in Hyderabad, Day 1 in Delhi

Today we flew to Delhi through SpiceJet airlines, as planned, and are staying at Hotel Amax Inn for the next 5 nights. Our travels to Delhi were nearly as exciting as our first few hours exploring Delhi.

Our morning started off with the final tidbits of packing, keeping in mind the limitations placed on airline luggage, followed by going downstairs to say goodbye to Swathi's grandparents.

fully loaded
Swathi and "Dada"
Swathi and "Ammama"

Mohan and Shoba were kind enough to take us to the airport, so we loaded the car and pulled away from the house. We were going in a Ford Ikon, the same car which Mohan used to picked us up when we arrived in Hyderabad. Driving to the airport had the usual excitement as we worked our way through the chaotic streets, past the Buddha Statue, and onto the airport flyover (for the Americans: "long, direct overpass"). The traffic and roads here are so different from what is in the U.S. or even in Bangalore or Delhi. It seems the further north we travel, the more sane is the traffic. It seems like people will pack onto or into whatever means of transportation available to them, regardless of how many open seats are there. Likewise, traffic seems to flow like water, rushing into open spaces with little regard for oncoming traffic.

5 on a bike!
how many people are riding in this truck?
bloop, bloop!

At the airport, Swathi's parents escorted us to the entrance and we said our goodbyes. After getting our boarding passes and going through separate security lanes (one for gents, one for ladies), we discovered we were hungry, with plenty of time to spare before we had to load onto the plane. We found a food place and ate idli (white fluffy rice thing) sambar (brown curry) vada (brown fried thing, like an unsweet doughnut) and coconut chutney (white curry). Once we had eaten our fill of Idli, we boarded the plane.

Two hours later, we arrived in Delhi and found a government prepaid taxi service to take us to the hotel. The difference in the roads to those of Hyderabad was immediately evident. The roads were wide and smooth, only fitting for the capital of India. There was hardly any traffic most of the way, and drivers actually stayed in their own lanes! The taxi we got was a black, narrow mini van without A/C. It was a fairly long drive from the airport, and when we reached the road the hotel was on, the driver did not know where our hotel was. We drove slowly and finally found a sign pointing down an alley where another sign was hanging which said "Hotel Amax Inn, recommended by Lonely Planet".

At the hotel, the staff had us sign a registry book, took photocopies of our identification, then gave us the key to room 107. The room was fantastically clean, the staff were on call 24 hours a day for room service, and the air conditioning worked well enough. The not-so-gentle hum of the fan and clanking noises of the compressor switching on were barely noticeable. The only thing we didn't particularly like was how the WiFi only worked in the lobby, where there was no air conditioning.

We quickly lost interest in looking at the walls and checked Google Maps to see what was nearby. There's a subway station less than a kilometer away, so we off-loaded our gear and went out, intending to see what it cost and how it worked. We didn't have anywhere in particular to go, and we were too tired to do any real touring, so we thought that doing some shopping would be a good start. Shopping for what, you ask? We didn't know yet.

The path we took led us down a couple of roads, then over a long bridge which had a precarious walkway on the north side which at one time might have been wide enough for two people to walk abreast but was now suitable only for single-file travel. The upturned flagstones and missing sections of railing made it difficult for bi-directional travel, and we were often blocked by pedestrians coming from the opposite direction. This didn't stop me from snapping a few pictures along the way.

These boys were on Arakashan Rd; I stopped to take their picture and they were more than happy to pose. When I was finished, they said "that will be 20 rupees, please."
view of Chelmsford Rd from the bridge
New Delhi Rail Station, as seen from the DB Gupta Road bridge

When we made it over the bridge and across the road, we began looking for the entrance to the metro station. I knew it would be underground, but all we could see were dozens of bicycle rickshaw drivers and street vendors. Behind this mob, there was a shady-looking alleyway where a lot of people were entering and exiting. "That's it!" I said, and led Swathi into the darkness, down a staircase, and into the New Delhi metro station!

After studying the map, we purchased two tokens, a total of ₹22, which would cover our fare to the Rajiv Chowk station, where there is an underground shopping mall. Before we could go to the platform, we had to submit to additional security screening. Swathi stood in the line for ladies and was behind only one other woman when she entered the line, passing through without difficulty. I stood in the line for gents with about 30 other men, keeping one hand on the pocket holding my wallet, and one hand on my camera. This was another typical Indian queue and I got through with only some difficulty.

Once cleared, we touched the tokens on the sensor and the gate let us pass through to the lower level where the platform is. Coming down the escalator, I was astonished at the male to female ratio on the platform; there were easily 200 men and only about 5 women. This is the tangible result of the femicide practiced here over the last 50 years. With such odds against the male population when it comes to finding a partner, it was very easy to see the source of desperation which leads to the frequent sexual assaults and rape in this city. It made me feel sick. With my left hand, I held Swathi's hand tighter, and with my right, I more firmly gripped my camera. If it came down to it, my Canon 5D would be hefty enough to be an adequate bludgeoning device. I would do anything to protect her.

Among the crowd of men, we were faced with two platforms, each set to board trains running on parallel tracks. The signs were confusing so we took a guess and boarded a train. We guessed right. One stop later, we disembarked at Rajiv Chowk station. The layout of the station was different than the New Delhi station, and was much larger because it was an interchange between different subway lines. Eventually we found the exit, put our tokens in the receptacle and were allowed to leave. Coming back to the surface, I felt like a prairie dog poking his head above ground and blinking at the forgotten natural light of the sun. The air was fresh and clean, we were in a strange place, and suddenly a whiff of the scent of urine brought me back to my senses and I remembered where I was. Welcome to Rajiv Chowk.

Looking around, there were more food vendors on the sidewalk surrounding us and short buildings formed an uneven wall around a large mound of grass in the center, which rose above our heads like an unholy stupa. At the top of the mound there was a small entranceway to Palika Bazaar, the network of subterranean shops we heard of. The entranceway had a guard and his metal detector waiting to greet us. He told me that photography inside the complex was forbidden, though I was tempted to disobey.

The shops were set along the edges of concentric circles, the inner circle about 100 meters in diameter. Passageways connected the different circles together, and there were multiple levels.

There were small stores selling mostly electronics and clothing. Everywhere we walked, shopkeepers were trying to get our attention, waving belts or sunglasses in our faces, telling us about the amazing deals they supposedly had. By this time, Swathi decided that she wanted to purchase a small flashlight that we could carry and use while we were in Delhi.

We were on a mission and started asking the electronics dealers to show us what flashlights they carried in stock. Most of the items we saw were very cheaply made and probably would have broken after the first few uses. After seeing these identical items at three different stores, I was getting skeptical that we would succeed. Finally, we found a shop which carried a small black aluminum flashlight with a rechargeable battery and LED bulb. This was what we were looking for, but the price was wrong. The shopkeeper was asking ₹1150 for something which we thought was worth less than half that amount. We balked and went to walk out of the store when the shopkeeper lowered his price, "for you, I will sell it for ₹1000." At this, I turned and offered ₹500. He looked at me scornfully and said that was much too low. He went on to show us the merits of owning such a marvelous piece of technology. "Look how bright this is! Look, it has a blink function! I cannot possibly go lower than ₹1000, and only for you." I counter-offered with ₹650 and his face softened, but only slightly. I took Swathi by the hand and started to walk away when he accepted my offer of ₹650. We are the proud new owners of a hard-haggled flashlight.

When we had enough of the shops, we went back above ground and saw that it was now night. We found the entrance to the metro station and went down to stand in the queue for the information desk where we could buy the tokens we needed to get back to the New Delhi station. The lines were long and surprisingly orderly, for an Indian queue, but were moving very slowly. I was approached by a person who works for the station and she gave me some information regarding a "Smart Card" which was a rechargeable and refundable pass loaded to ₹100. We could skip the queue, and since we were now planning on using the metro regularly, it was a good idea to pick one up. Swathi and I each got our cards and were quickly on our way back to the hotel.

Emerging from the New Delhi station, we tried getting an auto which would take us back to the hotel, but none would take us there for less than ₹150, which was by far a ripoff. Had the drivers gone by the flag drop rate, even with the 25% extra night fee, it should not have been more than ₹30. We decided to walk.

The road leading up to the Hotel Amax Inn contains almost nothing but hotels. There is the occasional shop or pharmacy, but I never noticed just how many hotels there were until we came back at night and all the signs were illuminated.

We tried out the room service and each had the vegetable thali for dinner, which was utterly delicious.

26 May, 2013

Update #7 - Day 3 in Hyderabad

Today we stayed home and rested, recovering from yesterday's exhaustingly hot visit to Ramoji Film City. It was nice to relax and explore the house that Swathi grew up in.

I spent a little time trying to diagnose the problem we had last night with the TomTom. We connected it to Mohan's desktop computer and tried to update the map data. The software provided with the device and online was not very clear about whether a map update was available or if the version on the device was the latest. If the TomTom engineers are listening, hear this: "make it easier to update/verify the software on your devices."

Later in the evening, Swathi and I went up to the terrace to look around and enjoy the sunset. The concept of a terrace is foreign to me. Our roofs in The States were usually slanted and tiled with shingles. The roof is not usually a place to be unless you're decorating the house with Christmas lights. Here, the terrace is as much a part of the house as the entranceway or living room.

Looking around at the neighboring plots, I saw this strange blue moustached face being displayed at the edge of the property, I thought about the stone gargoyle set on the corner at Swathi's place. Swathi said that this was also a kind of gargoyle, thought to ward off evil. Styles of gargoyles and wards differ from region to region. In Bangalore, the southern style of a stone figure is popular, and in Hyderabad, the northern style of a painting is common. There are no gargoyles at the Lal residence.

a blue gargoyle to ward off evil
note the Aerosmith shirt
a stroll on the terrace, photo by Swathi

For dinner, we ate a Hyderabad specialty: Chicken Biryani. It was spiced heaven on a plate. There are dozens of varieties of biryani, but ours was rice, half a roasted chicken, hard boiled egg, and enough spices to make your hair curl. If ever you're in Hyderabad, try the biryani!

25 May, 2013

Update #6 - Day 2 in Hyderabad, Ramoji Film City

Today, we visited the Universal City of Bollywood, Ramoji Film City. Being one of the highlights of Hyderabad, Swathi came here with Melony via a bus tour just a week ago and wanted to show it to me. We had to get an early start because of the long drive to the film city. Our breakfast was appam and potato stew which was delicious.

Appam and potato stew

We were taking the Nano again, Swathi's mom and dad sat in the front and we sat in the back. Mohan loaded the car with a 5 liter container of water and we left to go fill the fuel tank with petrol. I took a minute to photograph the service station workers who were more than happy to pose.

Mohan and his Nano

Once we were loaded and had set off in the general direction, Swathi checked the GPS on her phone and discovered we were heading in the wrong direction. This was the beginning of another adventure, courtesy of the shortest route directions provided by Google Maps on Android.

Cows!!
A clay Ganesha statue on the side of the road which will be painted and used in an upcoming festival

It quickly became clear to us that this was not the route commonly taken to go to Ramoji Film City. We had wandered onto seldom-traveled roads which connected rural villages on the outskirts of Hyderabad. The roads were in extreme disrepair and we had to travel at speeds less than 50 kph for most of the way to avoid the potholes, people and cattle which were everywhere.

Following motorcyclists

To make matters worse, the battery charge on Swathi's cell phone dwindled quickly under the draining load of the constant GPS use. We were in the middle of nowhere, following turn after turn on the instructions of a device which would soon abandon us with no knowledge of the way back or forward. On the positive side, I was able to see what the outskirts and villages of Hyderabad look like. The roads had no name or distance markers. There were no standardized directional signposts, no service stations or shops. It was mostly huts, rice fields, the occasional Hindu temple, and people who worked hard to do whatever it is they do to survive.

If we had stopped and asked someone for directions, it was unlikely that they would be able to help us. People out here use feet, either their own or an animal's, to get around. Traveling great distances was as alien to them as navigating these streets was to us. It was an interesting sensation to realize the benefits and disadvantages of using technology. There was a brief moment of wondering if I would die out here.

I put my camera down and helped Swathi find a pen and paper so that we could write down the rest of the directions (for roads which had no name) while we still had charge. Just as we finished, the phone died. Using our low-tech directions, we managed to get back on to the main highway and found our way to Ramoji Film City.

We made it!
Swathi and her mom
Swathi en-queued

We found a parking spot, purchased tickets and entered the complex. Charlie Chaplin, Batman, Spiderman, and the Terminator, and a few others were all there in painted fiberglass renditions to greet us as we entered the main gate. Dancers were dancing in Bollywood fashion under a tent. We walked to the nearest attraction and stood in a queue.

Once in, we were placed in front of a green screen and our picture was taken, we were then loaded into an open-roof train for a tour of the world, not unlike the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney Land. We saw figurines waving at us and representations of famous landmarks from different countries. America is represented with New York's shopping and Oklahoma's tornadoes. When it was done, we looked at the resulting image of the green screen photo and Mohan purchased a copy which I will scan and upload.

Next up was the "Movie Magic" attraction where we would observe the creation of a scene. We waited in the first quadrant of a four-chambered, circular building and waited while a volunteer was chosen from the crowd to be be the star talent and we entered the second quadrant of the quadruplex. As we waited for the volunteer talent to come onto the stage, we watched an introductory video of Mr. Ramoji himself as he explained the origins of his love of film and what we could expect to see. We were recreating a famous Bollywood scene of a horse-drawn carriage being chased by men on horses. The talent, now dressed in costume, came out onto the stage and sat down on the rig, which was in front of a green screen, and tried following the instructions she was given on how to move to make it look more like she was driving. The effect might have been more convincing if she could stop grinning and focus more on whipping the imaginary horse.

our talent

After the camera had recorded a sample of the action, we moved to the next quadrant to observe the process for creating sound effects. The sound stage had various instruments used to make noises like wind, rain, thunder, horse hooves, and jingling harnesses. Once the audio samples were taken, we moved to the last chamber to watch the final rendition of the scene which mixed together the audio, video, and other scenes to make it look like our volunteer really was trying to evade the horsemen.

making sound effects

It was time for lunch, so we ate in the only restaurant in the complex which had air conditioning. It was a Hollywood themed cafe which served a buffet of Indian food. I put whatever I could recognize on my plate and happily munched away, enjoying the respite from the heat and delicious food. For dessert, we were served weird spongy milk balls, submerged in a sugary syrup called "rasmalai",  yellow sweet twisty "jalebi", and ice cream.

Apparently, the Hollywood sign is in Hyderabad. Who knew?

Once fed, we wanted to watch a stunt show in the western-themed area, but had just missed the last performance, so we went to a "Spirit of India" dance which was just starting, and saw a performer lay on her back while she tried to maneuver a series of pole-mounted platforms using her legs in order to get a ball to a basket at the top. She dropped the ball a few times (both literally and figuratively), but eventually succeeded, with the reward of applause. After the ball lady, we watched a dance which stayed true to the Bollywood spirit in being flashy and elaborate. The costumes were in the colors of the Indian flag: orange, white, and green.

stupid human tricks
dancing!

We then took a bus tour of the various sets which had been used in films. There was little expense spared in creating the various settings. It was all here: a fake airport, the streets of London, fake government building, fake train station, leg garden. The complex was vast and the number and kinds of sets created were astounding. I wondered how many or which movies used these items. Judging by the sheer number of buildings, it seemed possible that they might construct a whole building or town for the sake of a single scene in a film.

One of the many elaborate fountains
photo by Swathi
a replica of a government building
another fountain
Leg Garden
on the tour bus, photo by Swathi

It was 45º C (113º F) outside, so we cooled off with sprite and water before going back to the car. The journey home was almost as adventurous as the one which took us to Film City. We decided to try using the TomTom which was in the trunk of the car. After we had set the destination, it led us through more sparsely populated stretches of land and bad roads. In choosing the path, Swathi and I both thought that we had selected the one which the tour buses usually take, but it was difficult to tell on the screen which roads were the highways and which were the rural routes. It turned out fine in the end, and we were able to see some beautiful scenery.

sunset in rural Hyderabad
a river we crossed
Water Buffalo on the road

After some time, the TomTom took us at an empty plot on the wrong side of Hyderabad and announced that we have arrived at our destination. "You have reached your destination" must mean something different for the people at TomTom than what is commonly understood. After asking for directions, we finally did reach our destination. Once settled, we feasted on a starter that was made by Jyothi which was breaded fried egg with onion rings over a bed of cilantro salad, the remaining leftover pizza that Swathi and I could not finish previously, and some delicious chapatis made by Swathi's mom.

Jyothi's fried egg and onion ring starter

Having been thoroughly entertained and stuffed with food, I will fall asleep tonight with ease and dream of my own Bollywood movie, complete with a float of dancers among streets lined with freshly-constructed houses and shops.